The cost of feathers has risen.. Now even down is up!


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What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?


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Frogs are smart–they eat what bugs them


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Anyone can count the seeds in an apple. No one can count the apples in a seed.


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How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?


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Question: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?


Answer: Deep pan, crisp and even!