“Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore; it is too crowded.”
The cost of feathers has risen.. Now even down is up!
What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?
Frogs are smart–they eat what bugs them
Anyone can count the seeds in an apple. No one can count the apples in a seed.
How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
Question: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Answer: Deep pan, crisp and even!
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Write all complaints legibly in this space.
“Ensign Pilsbury? He’s bread Jim!”